GSD LAW

1.                  If I like it, its mine;

2.                If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine;

3.                If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine;

4.                If I can take it from you, it’s mine;

5.                If it looks like mine, it’s mine;

6.                If it’s mine, it must never be yours;

7.                If I saw it first, it’s mine;

8.                If you have something and put it down, it’s mine;

9.                If I chew something up, all of the pieces are mine;

10.            If it used to be yours, get over it;

11.             If it’s broken, it’s yours;

12.            If it’s edible, it’s always mine.